This will put a smile on your face, funny stuff Options

[Joycie]

Q: What happens of you unscramble words?
A: They reveal a hidden meaning. Take these words, for instance:


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM



PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER



ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER



DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS



SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY



ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S



A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

[~Elmie~]

Indeed it did (put a smile on the face).

Thanks, Joyce.

[Jun Mark]

nice stuff...

[Pheasant Plucker]

Well, it put a smile on my face, but I have a very childish sense of humour, hehehe....

[crys]

haha fun stuff you two

[louisa.]

haha mother in law= woman hitler lolollol

[Pheasant Plucker]

[Pheasant Plucker]

[John Straiton]

I was wondering what the "New World Order" had in
mind to keep it's millions of citizens fed in the "Socialist Mecca" of the future.


But, is the bacon free???


Also, you must remember this, salty bacon can make a subject
very thirsty. There needs to be 2 more buttons to receive
something to drink as well.


Labled ........#1 Push Button & #2 receive Vodka

Once that has been accomplished these vending machines can be
installed on street corners throughout the world. Thus completeing
the Socialist Paradise.

This post has been edited by John Straiton: 14th September 2007, 22:32

[Joycie]

Funny stuff!! LOL

In our office, there's a guy called Ted, one day he had some expensense to claim for from Finance, the Finance girl who's a chinese called Ted said your money is ready, please come to get it.

then Ted went downstairs to her office, and she just said: Ted, you come quick and Ted replied: How do you know?

[Pheasant Plucker]

In our office, there's a guy called Ted, one day he had some expensense to claim for from Finance, the Finance girl who's a chinese called Ted said your money is ready, please come to get it.

then Ted went downstairs to her office, and she just said: Ted, you come quick and Ted replied: How do you know?

[John Straiton]

I still like the "Push Button, Receive Bacon" one the best.

Something about it that really tickles my funny bone.

Where did you find that anyway??

[Pheasant Plucker]

Where did you find that anyway??

It was on a Scottish football (soccer) site that I go to, John.

If you know anything about the Scots, you'll know that we love football but we're bloody hopeless at it, so we need a bit of a laugh to get us through the day.

All the sites I enjoy except this one use..... how to word this?.... "industrial" language, hehe, so I daren't post any links; I'd be accused of corrupting the young, or something.
You know as well as I do, there are a few moaners around here who live to disapprove.

I'll keep doing my best to bring jokes and funny pics home to the org.

As the saying goes; "watch this space"

[Pheasant Plucker]

Now, I never claimed that all - or any - of my jokes were good.... so I trust you'll forgive me for my next contribution.

This penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman "excuse me, has my brother been in here today?"
and the barman says "dunno mate; what does he look like?"

(sorry, but I love crappy jokes, )


Added to that affront against humour.....

What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift"

(Lucky old bra! )

[Sparky]

Great stuff you all!

Hingis.org is a special place, that prides itself on being a nice place for people of all ages (including children) to enjoy themselves in a nice (clean) enviroment.

[John Straiton]

Not to be outdone when it comes to good, clean, family type humor.....



Question.........Why did the "Gay" chicken cross the road?

Answer........... Because Maria Sharapova was on the other side.

[Pheasant Plucker]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

[louisa.]

haha i think the lost puppy one is hilarious!!

[Joycie]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an
18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about
that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have
an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella, aimed, shot and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[John Straiton]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an
18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about
that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have
an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella, aimed, shot and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."